Words women use

[Technodoll]

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of Fine.)
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you bout nothing.
6.) That's OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you -- do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response to be nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh. . . 'cause they know it's true.

[bigcat80]

Originally Posted by Technodoll

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

This one is so true!!!! If only they knew.....well understood.

[TeriM]

Using them all in one sentence !

Okay, FINE, you've got FIVE MINUTES to continue doing NOTHING before I GO AHEAD and kick your ass, oh by the way, THANKS for nothing, no, no, no, WHATEVER, THAT"S OK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT, SIGH!

[Kandy]

Some very good observations there!

[Technodoll]

he he! TeriM, were you listening to me talk a few days ago?