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02-14-2007, 12:20 PM
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I received the most beautiful, funny roses in the world!
Yes,... you head me, I said funny roses!
 Anything from Keith is somehow funny.First I'll start off by saying Keith and I call one another "Babe". So even on cards we write "Dear Babe... Love Babe". It's just what we do, lol. At 12 noon I receive a beautiful vase of 24 long stem black diamond roses (dark red). They are just beautiful! Everyone at work comes walking over to watch me open them, especially my cousin. Literally sitting on the floor they come up to my belly button so on my desk they were over my head... I was saying "Keith did NOT have to do this... how sweet!!!" I take off the wrapping and remove the card (of course everyone wants me to read it)... now Keith is a funny dude... nothing he does is not funny, I'm not quite sure how he does it. So I start to read the card and I find myself sayinng with quite a surprised tone "Dear Bob, Happy Valentine's Day! Love Dave". Hmmmm... so my cousin and I hit the floor laughing- and everyone else shortly joins in. We were like "What-the-hell?". So I call Keith "Babe, the flowers are BEAUTIFUL, thank you so much... but Bob and Dave?". Keith responds "WHAT? I said Dear Babe, Love Babe... not Dear Bob, Love Dave!" The flower guy misunderstood him because he was in a rush... totally got it wrong. Apparently Keith's real name is Dave... and he has a gay lover named Bob. I wish he would've told me sooner  Seriously though, the one time Keith tries to be serious... it still turns funny!! So now the for the rest of the day we're calling each other Bob and Dave... well, unless we get amorous... then that'd just be weird. 
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02-14-2007, 12:25 PM
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ROFL!!!!! Ok Bob that was super funny.
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02-14-2007, 12:26 PM
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ohhh that's just too funny!
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02-14-2007, 12:28 PM
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Okay okay, I'm kidding... I love greeks- I'm a little bit greek too! My life is like a sitcom... I swear.
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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, ...your DOG...you are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, till the last beat of his heart....you owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First they came for the Pit Bulls and I did not speak out, because I did not have a Pit Bull. Then they came for the German Shepherds and I did not speak out, because I did not have a German Shepherd. Then they came for the Golden Retriever and I did not speak out, because I did not have a Golden Retriever. Then they came for the Collie... and there was no one left to speak out for my Collies. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look and do nothing" ~ Albert Einstein I Heart Paws - Pet Community & Pet Forums Please see our Forum Rules & Guidelines along with our Ask Our Vet Rules
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02-14-2007, 12:32 PM
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Can you imagine what the flower shop thought though????
That's nice that he got you flowers. Our flower shop here has really butchered my name from time to time. It's a good thing that the woman at the main desk knows me, or I'd never get my flowers. I think the worst was when they labeled it to: Bandy Dink. LOL If it would've been in his handwriting, I think I would've been mad.
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02-14-2007, 12:35 PM
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Bandy Dink! LOL!!! Well this is NYC... they probably got almost as many same sex buyer/recipents as male/female ones!
Though Keith is like "great, now they think I'm gay... not that there is anything wrong with that" (for my fellow Seinfeld fans)
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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, ...your DOG...you are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, till the last beat of his heart....you owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First they came for the Pit Bulls and I did not speak out, because I did not have a Pit Bull. Then they came for the German Shepherds and I did not speak out, because I did not have a German Shepherd. Then they came for the Golden Retriever and I did not speak out, because I did not have a Golden Retriever. Then they came for the Collie... and there was no one left to speak out for my Collies. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look and do nothing" ~ Albert Einstein I Heart Paws - Pet Community & Pet Forums Please see our Forum Rules & Guidelines along with our Ask Our Vet Rules
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